Being asked what animal you’d like to be is a trick question; you’re already an animal. — Doug Coupland
Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain. — Doug Coupland
Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony — Doug Coupland
Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that’s sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar. — Doug Coupland
Everybody has basically the same family, it’s just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next. — Doug Coupland
Failure is authentic, and because it’s authentic, it’s real and genuine, and because of that, it’s a pure state of being. — Doug Coupland
Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without. — Doug Coupland
Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room. — Doug Coupland
Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters. — Doug Coupland
Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. — Doug Coupland