Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn’t hold. — Doug Stanhope
Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness. — Doug Stanhope
You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green. — Doug Stanhope
When you consider the overpopulation in this world … homosexuality is completely underrated — Doug Stanhope