So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps. — Doug Stanhope
High definition ruined a lot of things that I used to hold sacrosanct in pornography. — Doug Stanhope
I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can’t look at the old tapes now. — Doug Stanhope
Abject flattery and indiscriminate assentation degrade, as much as indiscriminate contradiction and — Doug Stanhope