Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. — Douglas Adams
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. — Douglas Adams
You may not have gone where you intended to go, but you’ll end up where you need to be. — Douglas Adams
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem. — Douglas Adams
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others — Douglas Adams
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams
Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? — Douglas Adams
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money — Douglas Adams
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is — Douglas Adams