If wishes were fishes we’d all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we’d all ride. — Douglas Horton
First rule of economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three big macs at a time. — Douglas Horton
As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven. — Douglas Horton
Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it. — Douglas Horton
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes. — Douglas Horton
Desperation is like stealing from the mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention. — Douglas Horton