I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘i’m a halloween costume? that’s what they think of me? — Drew Carey
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. — Drew Carey
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. — Drew Carey
Nevada’s one of the most conservative states in the union, but you can do what you want in vegas and nobody judges you. — Drew Carey
I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn’t ask for a better work environment. — Drew Carey
The first monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. — Drew Carey
When I did comic relief, I did it to be on the show; it’s a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. — Drew Carey