Eugene Mirman Quotes

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I’ve adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I’ve adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

— Eugene Mirman

There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it, Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it,

— Eugene Mirman

The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra

— Eugene Mirman

Like if you’re Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Like if you’re Jewish you have to wear a hat, but only

— Eugene Mirman

I don’t speak French, but I took it for five years growing Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

I don’t speak French, but I took it for five years growing

— Eugene Mirman

Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you

— Eugene Mirman

I don’t emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it’s truly a toss-away word. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

I don’t emphasize the whatevs. I say it as if it’s truly a toss-away word.

— Eugene Mirman

You know how sometimes when you’re drunk you say something you sort Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

You know how sometimes when you’re drunk you say something you sort

— Eugene Mirman

People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would

— Eugene Mirman

I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

I was in Vancouver, and I was in what I was told

— Eugene Mirman

I don’t think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

I don’t think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it

— Eugene Mirman

I laugh at weird times – at good and bad things alike. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

I laugh at weird times – at good and bad things alike.

— Eugene Mirman

You just can’t make up random information and say it sarcastically and Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

You just can’t make up random information and say it sarcastically and

— Eugene Mirman

I spent the day today at Brighton Beach, walking around. It’s a Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

I spent the day today at Brighton Beach, walking around. It’s a

— Eugene Mirman

Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It’s just deciding that you’re Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It’s just deciding that you’re

— Eugene Mirman

Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But

— Eugene Mirman

The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

The only thing wrong with me was that I was a weirdo

— Eugene Mirman

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in

— Eugene Mirman

Let’s start anew. Life is goals – Purpose-Attempts – Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Let’s start anew. Life is goals – Purpose-Attempts – Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties.

— Eugene Mirman

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But

— Eugene Mirman

You wanna know what a gateway drug is? It opens a gate. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

You wanna know what a gateway drug is? It opens a gate.

— Eugene Mirman

Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be.

— Eugene Mirman

High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from

— Eugene Mirman

Imagine the wars we would’ve avoided if prior generations had a website Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Imagine the wars we would’ve avoided if prior generations had a website

— Eugene Mirman

The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things

— Eugene Mirman

It’s weird – the cab driver is playing very loud dance music Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

It’s weird – the cab driver is playing very loud dance music

— Eugene Mirman

To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night

— Eugene Mirman

One of the things that’s funniest about the entertainment industry and comedy Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

One of the things that’s funniest about the entertainment industry and comedy

— Eugene Mirman

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

— Eugene Mirman

One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

One of the best things I found out about Detroit is that

— Eugene Mirman

I forget, is freedom of speech when it’s legal to say what Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

I forget, is freedom of speech when it’s legal to say what

— Eugene Mirman

You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship.

— Eugene Mirman

In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did

— Eugene Mirman

Comedy clubs were something that came to pass in the ’80s, Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Comedy clubs were something that came to pass in the ’80s,

— Eugene Mirman

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home

— Eugene Mirman

I don’t know what it would be like to actually play guitar. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

I don’t know what it would be like to actually play guitar.

— Eugene Mirman

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they

— Eugene Mirman

I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it.

— Eugene Mirman

I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice. Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.

— Eugene Mirman

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse? Eugene Mirman Picture Quote

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

— Eugene Mirman

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