An Irishman’s wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. — Frank Carson
What’s the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. — Frank Carson
I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance. — Frank Carson
Have you heard about the irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? — Frank Carson
So I rang up british telecom, I said ‘i want to report a nuisance caller’, he said ‘not you again’. — Frank Carson