As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I’m kind of jaded on everyone else. — Gabriel Iglesias
The only way I will do a sitcom is if it’s hurled at me, and I don’t have to work for it. — Gabriel Iglesias
When you go to Hawaii, it’s all about “Aloha.” It means hello, goodbye and I love you. — Gabriel Iglesias
If I’m drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I’m the guy you should leave alone. — Gabriel Iglesias