Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that. — Garrison Keillor
Never insult a writer. You may find yourself immortalized in ways you may not appreciate. — Garrison Keillor
Freedom doesn’t mean aimlessness. We can’t just sleepwalk through life…. Freedom demands — Garrison Keillor
A compassionate conservative is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have — Garrison Keillor
Sometimes you have to avoid mentioning things because people’s feelings are tender. — Garrison Keillor