I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. — George Burns
I’d rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn’t like. — George Burns
If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again. — George Burns
I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands. — George Burns