Not only do I not know what’s going on, I wouldn’t know what to do about it if I did. — George Carlin
I grew up in New York wanting to be like those funny men in the movies and on the radio. — George Carlin
I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and — George Carlin
Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me. — George Carlin
The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: “Gimme — George Carlin