If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one’s going to let me adopt. — Graham Norton
I am camp. Lots of gay men can’t cope with their campness. They are in denial about it. — Graham Norton
I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy. — Graham Norton
The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we’re desperate not to have on the show. — Graham Norton