Greg Proops Quotes

If you have a funny costume, you can’t really wear it when you get older. Greg Proops Picture Quote

If you have a funny costume, you can’t really wear it when you get older.

— Greg Proops

People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s Greg Proops Picture Quote

People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s

— Greg Proops

I don’t want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I’m not denigrating Bridesmaids but, Greg Proops Picture Quote

I don’t want comedy to be Bridesmaids 2. I’m not denigrating Bridesmaids but,

— Greg Proops

I see guys dressing like they’re in college – and they’re not. Greg Proops Picture Quote

I see guys dressing like they’re in college – and they’re not.

— Greg Proops

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, Greg Proops Picture Quote

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two,

— Greg Proops

Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: Greg Proops Picture Quote

Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off:

— Greg Proops

I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness. Greg Proops Picture Quote

I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

— Greg Proops

I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who Greg Proops Picture Quote

I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who

— Greg Proops

I like the night life, I like to boogy. Greg Proops Picture Quote

I like the night life, I like to boogy.

— Greg Proops

My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It’s Greg Proops Picture Quote

My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It’s

— Greg Proops

If you want to live in ‘white world,’ if you want Greg Proops Picture Quote

If you want to live in ‘white world,’ if you want

— Greg Proops

Tequila is like acid in a glass. Greg Proops Picture Quote

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

— Greg Proops

I wear glasses. That’s how you’ll know me. I am the speccy one…. And I am proud. Greg Proops Picture Quote

I wear glasses. That’s how you’ll know me. I am the speccy one…. And I am proud.

— Greg Proops

Let me tell you about Australia. It’s really, really, really, far from Greg Proops Picture Quote

Let me tell you about Australia. It’s really, really, really, far from

— Greg Proops

Don’t say ‘No,’ say ‘Gilbert,’ ladies and gentlemen. Greg Proops Picture Quote

Don’t say ‘No,’ say ‘Gilbert,’ ladies and gentlemen.

— Greg Proops

I think if you steal well, you’re a genius. If you copy badly, you’re a hack. Greg Proops Picture Quote

I think if you steal well, you’re a genius. If you copy badly, you’re a hack.

— Greg Proops

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it’s hot. Greg Proops Picture Quote

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it’s hot.

— Greg Proops

It doesn’t matter how much of an asshole you are, there was Greg Proops Picture Quote

It doesn’t matter how much of an asshole you are, there was

— Greg Proops

I love animals. I couldn’t eat a whole one but I’ll split one with you if you want. Greg Proops Picture Quote

I love animals. I couldn’t eat a whole one but I’ll split one with you if you want.

— Greg Proops

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I’m Greg Proops Picture Quote

I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I’m

— Greg Proops

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops. Greg Proops Picture Quote

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

— Greg Proops

Don’t yell at people. Stand up for what’s right. Put yourself in Greg Proops Picture Quote

Don’t yell at people. Stand up for what’s right. Put yourself in

— Greg Proops

Now, we’re Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, Greg Proops Picture Quote

Now, we’re Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians,

— Greg Proops

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you Greg Proops Picture Quote

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you

— Greg Proops

I’m always looking for that place, you know, where there’s no rednecks, Greg Proops Picture Quote

I’m always looking for that place, you know, where there’s no rednecks,

— Greg Proops

If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away. Greg Proops Picture Quote

If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.

— Greg Proops

I’m all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation. Greg Proops Picture Quote

I’m all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.

— Greg Proops

President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by Greg Proops Picture Quote

President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by

— Greg Proops

How would you like to make money in real estate? Greg Proops Picture Quote

How would you like to make money in real estate?

— Greg Proops

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and Greg Proops Picture Quote

I just feel like history is very much alive and important and

— Greg Proops

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy. Greg Proops Picture Quote

In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

— Greg Proops

Oh, I don’t wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out. Greg Proops Picture Quote

Oh, I don’t wear a bathing suit. I wear a tent when I go out.

— Greg Proops

Animals have two vital functions in today’s society; to be delicious and to fit well. Greg Proops Picture Quote

Animals have two vital functions in today’s society; to be delicious and to fit well.

— Greg Proops

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with Greg Proops Picture Quote

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with

— Greg Proops

Yo. I’m from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin’. Greg Proops Picture Quote

Yo. I’m from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin’.

— Greg Proops

I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group Greg Proops Picture Quote

I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group

— Greg Proops

If Iraq’s weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons Greg Proops Picture Quote

If Iraq’s weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons

— Greg Proops

Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that Greg Proops Picture Quote

Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that

— Greg Proops

Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing Greg Proops Picture Quote

Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing

— Greg Proops

I like to go to England, and I’ll tell you why. I Greg Proops Picture Quote

I like to go to England, and I’ll tell you why. I

— Greg Proops

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