Those who can’t teach – administrate. Those who can’t administrate – go into politics. — H. L. Mencken
The only really respectable Protestants are the fundamentalists. Unfortunately, they are also — H. L. Mencken
Poverty is a soft pedal upon the branches of human activity, not excepting the spiritual. — H. L. Mencken
I know of no human being who has a better time than an eager and energetic young reporter. — H. L. Mencken