Hannibal Buress Quotes

I don’t even know how to use a semicolon to this day; Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I don’t even know how to use a semicolon to this day;

— Hannibal Buress

SNL’ is the first real job I’ve held for more than a month and a half. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

SNL’ is the first real job I’ve held for more than a month and a half.

— Hannibal Buress

My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked

— Hannibal Buress

The jokes now, it’s just more stories and personal experiences. And just Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

The jokes now, it’s just more stories and personal experiences. And just

— Hannibal Buress

There’s no room for failure performing [stand-up] for a black audience. If Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

There’s no room for failure performing [stand-up] for a black audience. If

— Hannibal Buress

Don’t thank the lord, I gave you that compliment… Thank me. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

Don’t thank the lord, I gave you that compliment… Thank me.

— Hannibal Buress

If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

If you want to do anything, you got to go do it.

— Hannibal Buress

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant…because I believe in myself. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant…because I believe in myself.

— Hannibal Buress

The more you progress, the more you learn. I try to pay Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

The more you progress, the more you learn. I try to pay

— Hannibal Buress

I’m a dumb guy. My point of view is limited. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I’m a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.

— Hannibal Buress

Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers.

— Hannibal Buress

God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

God sounds kinda like a shitty father to me. If God was

— Hannibal Buress

I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns.

— Hannibal Buress

My nephew’s always crying. I’m like, ‘Dude, why are you crying? Your Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

My nephew’s always crying. I’m like, ‘Dude, why are you crying? Your

— Hannibal Buress

In my hometown of Chicago, I’m kind of a medium deal. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

In my hometown of Chicago, I’m kind of a medium deal.

— Hannibal Buress

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives

— Hannibal Buress

Whenever I eat at a restaurant I never put the napkin in Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

Whenever I eat at a restaurant I never put the napkin in

— Hannibal Buress

I don’t want to die before Will Smith ’cause then I miss Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I don’t want to die before Will Smith ’cause then I miss

— Hannibal Buress

I don’t like when people say, ‘I’ll pray for you. I’m going Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I don’t like when people say, ‘I’ll pray for you. I’m going

— Hannibal Buress

I love stand-up. I look at it as a way to always Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I love stand-up. I look at it as a way to always

— Hannibal Buress

I’ve been doing stand-up longer than I’ve been doing anything. It’s just Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I’ve been doing stand-up longer than I’ve been doing anything. It’s just

— Hannibal Buress

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with

— Hannibal Buress

I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up.

— Hannibal Buress

Acting is fun; it’s easier than writing, and if you get on Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

Acting is fun; it’s easier than writing, and if you get on

— Hannibal Buress

We’ll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

We’ll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your

— Hannibal Buress

When people go through something rough in life, they say, “I’m taking Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

When people go through something rough in life, they say, “I’m taking

— Hannibal Buress

I smoke occasionally, but it’s not a part of my routine. I mean, I don’t need it. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I smoke occasionally, but it’s not a part of my routine. I mean, I don’t need it.

— Hannibal Buress

I don’t believe in cancer walks. Well, I believe in them because Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I don’t believe in cancer walks. Well, I believe in them because

— Hannibal Buress

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was,

— Hannibal Buress

There have been times I’ve been out, and my phone battery is Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

There have been times I’ve been out, and my phone battery is

— Hannibal Buress

When I’m doing shows I don’t need much from a city. All Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

When I’m doing shows I don’t need much from a city. All

— Hannibal Buress

I play myself on everything I do. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I play myself on everything I do.

— Hannibal Buress

I’ve been going up and bombing everywhere. It’s great. I love it. It’s hilarious. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I’ve been going up and bombing everywhere. It’s great. I love it. It’s hilarious.

— Hannibal Buress

I didnt audition for SNL. I sent in a tape to SNL Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I didnt audition for SNL. I sent in a tape to SNL

— Hannibal Buress

There’s a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

There’s a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches.

— Hannibal Buress

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than

— Hannibal Buress

I like showing different types of comedy – showing that I could Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I like showing different types of comedy – showing that I could

— Hannibal Buress

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they’re real. Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they’re real.

— Hannibal Buress

I’d like to get more bit-acting roles. I don’t know if my Hannibal Buress Picture Quote

I’d like to get more bit-acting roles. I don’t know if my

— Hannibal Buress

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