In love, somehow, a man’s heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. — Helen Rowland
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. — Helen Rowland
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. — Helen Rowland
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. — Helen Rowland
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. — Helen Rowland
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. — Helen Rowland
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time — Helen Rowland
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. — Helen Rowland
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. — Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity. — Helen Rowland
The hardest task in a girl’s life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. — Helen Rowland
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. — Helen Rowland
What a man calls his “conscience” is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. — Helen Rowland
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. — Helen Rowland
When a man makes a woman his wife, it’s the highest compliment he can pay her, and it’s usually the last. — Helen Rowland
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they “don’t understand” one another — Helen Rowland
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. — Helen Rowland
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her – when — Helen Rowland
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman’s greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn’t want her. — Helen Rowland
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. — Helen Rowland
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments. — Helen Rowland
Life begins at 40 — but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story — Helen Rowland