The new york times list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor’s choice. It sure isn’t based on sales. — Howard Stern
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience. — Howard Stern
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that’s all you’ve got, you’re dead in the water. It’s not good. — Howard Stern
Late night television is ready for someone like me… standards have gone to an all-time low. — Howard Stern