Iliza Shlesinger Quotes

The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring. Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.

— Iliza Shlesinger

I don’t come up with ideas, they come to me. I write Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

I don’t come up with ideas, they come to me. I write

— Iliza Shlesinger

I don’t hate other women. Let me rephrase that: I hate other Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

I don’t hate other women. Let me rephrase that: I hate other

— Iliza Shlesinger

I was in New York last Christmas – it’s snowing; there’s a Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

I was in New York last Christmas – it’s snowing; there’s a

— Iliza Shlesinger

You can’t go to the bathroom alone… you might not come back. Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

You can’t go to the bathroom alone… you might not come back.

— Iliza Shlesinger

Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

Everyone has their personal topics. My comedy has always been very strong

— Iliza Shlesinger

I don’t tend to like race jokes. I don’t like Jew jokes Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

I don’t tend to like race jokes. I don’t like Jew jokes

— Iliza Shlesinger

Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you

— Iliza Shlesinger

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or

— Iliza Shlesinger

I wasn’t a ‘hot chick’ in high school. I was ‘funny’ and Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

I wasn’t a ‘hot chick’ in high school. I was ‘funny’ and

— Iliza Shlesinger

You know what happened the last time a group of people said, Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

You know what happened the last time a group of people said,

— Iliza Shlesinger

You’re not a road comic till you’ve watched Real Sex and American Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

You’re not a road comic till you’ve watched Real Sex and American

— Iliza Shlesinger

When you’re missing your two front teeth, that’s honesty. That is a Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

When you’re missing your two front teeth, that’s honesty. That is a

— Iliza Shlesinger

Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I’ll go with the fries. Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

Both are salty, one will give me carpal tunnel, I’ll go with the fries.

— Iliza Shlesinger

I learned this one growing up in Texas and, subsequently, living in Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

I learned this one growing up in Texas and, subsequently, living in

— Iliza Shlesinger

When you get off stage, the audience should know a little bit Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

When you get off stage, the audience should know a little bit

— Iliza Shlesinger

As a comedian, as an entertainer, there’s a lot of downtime. Once Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

As a comedian, as an entertainer, there’s a lot of downtime. Once

— Iliza Shlesinger

We’ve all been there, onstage. You say something you don’t mean, you Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

We’ve all been there, onstage. You say something you don’t mean, you

— Iliza Shlesinger

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share

— Iliza Shlesinger

It said, ‘War Is Not the Answer.’ I disagree. I think Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

It said, ‘War Is Not the Answer.’ I disagree. I think

— Iliza Shlesinger

If I could have any job I would be a cat… but Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

If I could have any job I would be a cat… but

— Iliza Shlesinger

When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you’re Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you’re

— Iliza Shlesinger

Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out. Iliza Shlesinger Picture Quote

Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out.

— Iliza Shlesinger

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