J. B. Smoove Quotes

I’ve done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers… In bars, I used to J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I’ve done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers… In bars, I used to

— J. B. Smoove

Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we’re doing it for ourselves. No. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we’re doing it for ourselves. No.

— J. B. Smoove

Sad when you spend more time trying to stay alive than living. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

Sad when you spend more time trying to stay alive than living.

— J. B. Smoove

People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what’s going on. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

People love things about Hollywood. People love to see the inside of what’s going on.

— J. B. Smoove

I think comedy evolves constantly. I reinvent myself all the time. I J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I think comedy evolves constantly. I reinvent myself all the time. I

— J. B. Smoove

You can’t let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

You can’t let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

— J. B. Smoove

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

We came here to pick up chicks, not talk about dicks.

— J. B. Smoove

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

— J. B. Smoove

You don’t want to take the world over with a whole hamper J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

You don’t want to take the world over with a whole hamper

— J. B. Smoove

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I love to pitch things that I believe in and products that I love to use.

— J. B. Smoove

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

— J. B. Smoove

Pursuing your dreams involves you accepting where you want to go. Don’t J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

Pursuing your dreams involves you accepting where you want to go. Don’t

— J. B. Smoove

You can’t take everything that is offered to you. I pass on J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

You can’t take everything that is offered to you. I pass on

— J. B. Smoove

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar

— J. B. Smoove

I don’t like to dabble in anything I don’t do well. I don’t talk politics. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I don’t like to dabble in anything I don’t do well. I don’t talk politics.

— J. B. Smoove

I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved, J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I try to dress smooth, I try to keep my face shaved,

— J. B. Smoove

I’m on my version of the protein diet, but there ain’t no J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I’m on my version of the protein diet, but there ain’t no

— J. B. Smoove

Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two’s is J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two’s is

— J. B. Smoove

I’m a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I’m a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the

— J. B. Smoove

Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can’t write anywhere J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can’t write anywhere

— J. B. Smoove

When you’re babysitting a kid, all you’re seeing is a version of them, a small dosage. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

When you’re babysitting a kid, all you’re seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.

— J. B. Smoove

I can apply myself to the format of ‘SNL,’ I can J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I can apply myself to the format of ‘SNL,’ I can

— J. B. Smoove

I am addicted to hockey now. I’ve seen it on TV, but J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I am addicted to hockey now. I’ve seen it on TV, but

— J. B. Smoove

When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

When I started stand-up, the first thing I did was to take an improv class.

— J. B. Smoove

I believe, even when I’m doing my standup or my acting or J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I believe, even when I’m doing my standup or my acting or

— J. B. Smoove

Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer

— J. B. Smoove

I did a club one night – the speakers were old as J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I did a club one night – the speakers were old as

— J. B. Smoove

I talked about everything, man. I’ve always written material that everyone can J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I talked about everything, man. I’ve always written material that everyone can

— J. B. Smoove

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

— J. B. Smoove

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv, J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

If a director brings a guy to their movie who does improv,

— J. B. Smoove

Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering

— J. B. Smoove

Father’s Day just be Mother’s Day the sequel. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

Father’s Day just be Mother’s Day the sequel.

— J. B. Smoove

I’m nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I’m nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce

— J. B. Smoove

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh. J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

I’ll drive down the street, and I’ll practice improv. I will sit J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I’ll drive down the street, and I’ll practice improv. I will sit

— J. B. Smoove

You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread

— J. B. Smoove

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I wish black people had a flag they could put into the

— J. B. Smoove

I am the comedy version of ambidextrous. I’m working with my left J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

I am the comedy version of ambidextrous. I’m working with my left

— J. B. Smoove

At the top of this list has to be “get in that J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

At the top of this list has to be “get in that

— J. B. Smoove

Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a J. B. Smoove Picture Quote

Man, you can come see me six or seven times in a

— J. B. Smoove

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