Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, — J. P. Donleavy
I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own. — J. P. Donleavy
When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in dublin. — J. P. Donleavy