The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it. — Jackie Gleason
The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch. — Jackie Gleason
Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy. — Jackie Gleason
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you’re off it. — Jackie Gleason