Don’t move,” said Sprockett.”Mimes don’t generally attack unless they are threatened. — Jasper Fforde
I shouldn’t believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you. — Jasper Fforde
Goodness is weakness, pleasantness is poisonous, serenity is mediocrity and kindness is — Jasper Fforde
If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now. — Jasper Fforde