Here’s something to think about: how come you never see a headline like ‘psychic wins lottery’? — Jay Leno
If you don’t want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little lavoris in the toilet. — Jay Leno
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they’d be able to give their patients a lethal injection. — Jay Leno
The new england journal of medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno
The university of nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week — Jay Leno
The washington bullets are changing their name. They don’t want their team to be associated with crime. — Jay Leno
Today, one year after their divorce, pamela and tommy lee announced they’re getting back together. — Jay Leno