You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Right — Jeff Foxworthy