Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling. — Jeff Foxworthy
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more. — Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if… the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. — Jeff Foxworthy
You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. — Jeff Foxworthy
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain. — Jeff Foxworthy
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet st. Bernard coming in through the cat door. — Jeff Foxworthy
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He’s got a little bit of a barney fife quality to him. — Jeff Foxworthy