Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

…it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

…it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This

— Jeremy Clarkson

Like every big organisation these days, the BBC is obsessed with the Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Like every big organisation these days, the BBC is obsessed with the

— Jeremy Clarkson

I don’t often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

I don’t often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is

— Jeremy Clarkson

Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two

— Jeremy Clarkson

When you’ve finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back, Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

When you’ve finished using a car, put the f***ing seat back,

— Jeremy Clarkson

Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over

— Jeremy Clarkson

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar

— Jeremy Clarkson

If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that’s a cool way to die! Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that’s a cool way to die!

— Jeremy Clarkson

You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

You have city centre pubs where men go to meet girls, not

— Jeremy Clarkson

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods

— Jeremy Clarkson

I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

I dish the dirt out and I can take it. But why

— Jeremy Clarkson

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing. Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

— Jeremy Clarkson

Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work.

— Jeremy Clarkson

Column writing is like gas – it fills the available space. Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Column writing is like gas – it fills the available space.

— Jeremy Clarkson

Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men

— Jeremy Clarkson

The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads

— Jeremy Clarkson

The fact is that Britain is the most warlike nation on earth. Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

The fact is that Britain is the most warlike nation on earth.

— Jeremy Clarkson

Let’s be perfectly clear, shall we. The fox is not a little Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Let’s be perfectly clear, shall we. The fox is not a little

— Jeremy Clarkson

Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and

— Jeremy Clarkson

We live in the worst country in the world. At least we Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

We live in the worst country in the world. At least we

— Jeremy Clarkson

I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me. Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

I like to be loved by my children, and I quite like the Guardian hating me.

— Jeremy Clarkson

It was as relaxing as being tickled. Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

It was as relaxing as being tickled.

— Jeremy Clarkson

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in

— Jeremy Clarkson

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft

— Jeremy Clarkson

Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and

— Jeremy Clarkson

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than

— Jeremy Clarkson

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you. Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you.

— Jeremy Clarkson

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a

— Jeremy Clarkson

I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do? Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

I don’t understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

— Jeremy Clarkson

I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top

— Jeremy Clarkson

It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars

— Jeremy Clarkson

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad

— Jeremy Clarkson

I think it’s a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

I think it’s a good idea to tie Peter Mandelson to a

— Jeremy Clarkson

They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

They are by far the worst drivers. They are spiteful, dithering, old

— Jeremy Clarkson

Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2. Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Planet Earth thought it had £10. But it turns out we only had £2.

— Jeremy Clarkson

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture

— Jeremy Clarkson

If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian’s Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian’s

— Jeremy Clarkson

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job

— Jeremy Clarkson

I’m not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I’m not physically capable. Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

I’m not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I’m not physically capable.

— Jeremy Clarkson

I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to Jeremy Clarkson Picture Quote

I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to

— Jeremy Clarkson

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