Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Boldness Quotes, Challenge Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Economy is essential to all good art. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Economy Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

It’s hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

With any kind of physical test, I don’t know what it is, Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

School Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Environment Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think the Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

There are many things you can point to as proof that the Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Help Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Can’t you at least die with a little dignity? Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Design Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

You can be passionate about anything. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I feel like humor is the answer to everything. If you have Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Humor Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Festivus for the Restivus! Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

We know the product is going to stink. We know that because Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Life is truly a ride. We’re all strapped in and no one Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Life Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Christmas Quotes, People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

People should get married because they have finally seen the folly of Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

The Olympics is my favourite sporting event. Although I have a problem Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you’re Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Halloween Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Wise Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Gift Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Death Quotes, Fear Quotes, People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

These pretzels are making me thirsty! Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I love being a dad. I just love it. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I won’t do something unless I can get at least two or Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Team Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Kids don’t say, “Wait.” They say, “Wait up, hey wait up!” Because Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Future Quotes, Life Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Golf is the ultimate avoidance activity for the dysfunctional dad. A game Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I don’t wanna be a Pirate!!!! Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I am a very organized person. I get up at 6:15 a.m., Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Good Night Quotes, People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

There’s a tremendous power and energy in sharing your life with another person. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Why does McDonald’s have to count every burger that they sell? What Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Goal Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

For people on my side of the cubicle, the goal is always Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Goal Quotes, People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup? Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Marriage Quotes, Water Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

You don’t even really need a place. But you feel like you’re Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Coffee Quotes, Culture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I admire the hell out of her. You can’t have sex with someone you admire. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Business Quotes, Clever Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I like to try anything… You have to do the experiments to Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is… trapped. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it’s movement. To live is to keep moving. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

People don’t think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Coffee Quotes, People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

No encounter, mouth open up … that is how the drug businesses see the general public. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Coffee Quotes, Time Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they’re the worst. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Hate Quotes, People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Business Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Dating Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Life Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I don’t want to hear the specials. If they’re so special, put ’em on the menu. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

If someone’s lying, are their pants really on fire Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

There’s nothing more fun than entertaining kids. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman’s exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Goodbye Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Pain Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat. Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Pretend Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I mean, she’s giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Care Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

I’m in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people’s feelings Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

People Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Why would you want to work for a living if you could Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Picture Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote

Truth Quotes

— Jerry Seinfeld

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