What’s the point of dating without games? How do you know if you’re winning or losing? — Jerry Seinfeld
Most people, you do a tv series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic. — Jerry Seinfeld
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. — Jerry Seinfeld
There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. — Jerry Seinfeld