Jim Gaffigan Quotes

I do Sierra Mist commercials not because they pay me a lot Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

I do Sierra Mist commercials not because they pay me a lot

— Jim Gaffigan

Isn’t it strange — when you’re single, all you see is couples, Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

Isn’t it strange — when you’re single, all you see is couples,

— Jim Gaffigan

My wife always asks me why I don’t make the bed. And Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

My wife always asks me why I don’t make the bed. And

— Jim Gaffigan

I just want to be known as funny. Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

I just want to be known as funny.

— Jim Gaffigan

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. Stand-up comedy

— Jim Gaffigan

Other people’s children’s birthday parties are the most joyful events you will Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

Other people’s children’s birthday parties are the most joyful events you will

— Jim Gaffigan

I would say I’m – in the show, I’m a cultural Catholic, which is what I was. Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

I would say I’m – in the show, I’m a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

— Jim Gaffigan

If you’re a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

If you’re a guy over 30 by yourself in the hotel pool, you

— Jim Gaffigan

We tend to outdo ourselves. Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

We tend to outdo ourselves.

— Jim Gaffigan

I wouldn’t say that comedy brought me away from it.I think Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

I wouldn’t say that comedy brought me away from it.I think

— Jim Gaffigan

Lean Pockets, I don’t even wanna know what’s in those. I wonder Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

Lean Pockets, I don’t even wanna know what’s in those. I wonder

— Jim Gaffigan

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal. Jim Gaffigan Picture Quote

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

— Jim Gaffigan

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