Jimmy Durante Quotes

What’s a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

What’s a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And

— Jimmy Durante

My nose isn’t big. I just happen to have a very small head. Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

My nose isn’t big. I just happen to have a very small head.

— Jimmy Durante

That’s the conditions that prevail! Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

That’s the conditions that prevail!

— Jimmy Durante

Everybody wants to get into the act! Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Everybody wants to get into the act!

— Jimmy Durante

I hate music, especially when it’s played. Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

I hate music, especially when it’s played.

— Jimmy Durante

Everybody wants ta get inta da act! Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

— Jimmy Durante

Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Nobody realizes that I work 18 hours-a-day for a solid month to make

— Jimmy Durante

It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh, Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

It dawned on me then that as long as I could laugh,

— Jimmy Durante

Why can’t everybody leave everybody else the hell alone. Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Why can’t everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

— Jimmy Durante

To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You’re supposed to Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

To his orchestra Stop da music, stop da music! You’re supposed to

— Jimmy Durante

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

— Jimmy Durante

I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never

— Jimmy Durante

Me and my big mouth! I’d get rid of it, only it’s such a handy place to keep my teeth. Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Me and my big mouth! I’d get rid of it, only it’s such a handy place to keep my teeth.

— Jimmy Durante

All of us have schnozzles… if not in our faces, then in Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

All of us have schnozzles… if not in our faces, then in

— Jimmy Durante

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re gonna meet them all coming down. Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re gonna meet them all coming down.

— Jimmy Durante

At four o’clock in the morning most people have been asleep for Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

At four o’clock in the morning most people have been asleep for

— Jimmy Durante

Now you know that you can’t go wrong… If you start each day with a song. Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Now you know that you can’t go wrong… If you start each day with a song.

— Jimmy Durante

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did

— Jimmy Durante

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too. Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.

— Jimmy Durante

Start off each day with a song Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Start off each day with a song

— Jimmy Durante

Don’t put no constrictions on da people! Leave ’em the hell alone! Jimmy Durante Picture Quote

Don’t put no constrictions on da people! Leave ’em the hell alone!

— Jimmy Durante

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