Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty. — Joe E. Lewis
I don’t drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. — Joe E. Lewis
Adlai stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people. — Joe E. Lewis
I don’t drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is dean martin. — Joe E. Lewis
I’ve been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken general custer and given points. — Joe E. Lewis
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty. — Joe E. Lewis