Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out. — Joe Rogan
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents vd. — Joe Rogan
Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get. — Joe Rogan
Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it’s very specialized and varied in it’s content — Joe Rogan
Have you ever talked to someone, and you’re not even really talking to them? actors are the worst for that. — Joe Rogan
I don’t care if you’re gay, black, chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion. — Joe Rogan
I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with. — Joe Rogan
I’m a huge groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation — Joe Rogan
That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like lee harvey oswald acting alone. — Joe Rogan
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me. — Joe Rogan