I know how many days in which I have just answered e-mail, had three phone calls and — Joseph Epstein
My wife who is non-jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things — Joseph Epstein
The decisive moment in the defeat of upper class, capital-s, society may have come when — Joseph Epstein
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in texas in august: — Joseph Epstein
I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive. — Joseph Epstein
One serious drawback about letters is that, in order to get them, one must send some out. — Joseph Epstein
I am basically a complainer and all the grounds for complaint have been swept out from under me. — Joseph Epstein
By the way, the secret of speaking french is confidence. Whether you are right or wrong, you don’t hesitate. — Joseph Epstein
Envy is never general, but always very particular – at least envy of the kind one feels strongly. — Joseph Epstein
One of the pleasures of being a jew, I don’t have to tell you, it allows you anti-semitism. — Joseph Epstein