I don’t never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks’ straight is what bothers me. — Josh Billings
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. — Josh Billings
When a man comes to me for advice I find out the kind of advice he wants – and I give it to him. — Josh Billings
Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. — Josh Billings
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. — Josh Billings