When you’ve been on a programme called ‘an idiot abroad’ job offers aren’t exactly flying in. — Karl Pilkington
I’d say the best is when I was in africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. — Karl Pilkington
I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that’s all you can do in life, really. — Karl Pilkington
The reason I did the book about holidays is that you’re a different person on holiday. — Karl Pilkington
I don’t watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs — Karl Pilkington
I mean, I don’t really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. — Karl Pilkington
When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and — Karl Pilkington
To be honest, marriage doesn’t scare me and that, it’s just once you’ve been together for so long — Karl Pilkington
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched — Karl Pilkington