I just stopped playing bitches on wheels and peoples’ mothers. I have only a few more years to kick up my heels! — Kenneth Tynan
No theater could sanely flourish until there was an umbilical connection between what — Kenneth Tynan
The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. — Kenneth Tynan
I am totally against the idea that a muslim woman should not have the same opportunities — Kenneth Tynan
Art and ideology often interact on each other; but the plain fact is that both spring from a common source. — Kenneth Tynan
Forty years ago, he was slightly in peter pan, and you might say that he has been wholly in peter pan ever since. — Kenneth Tynan
Not content to have the audience in the palm of his hand, he goes one further and clinches his fist. — Kenneth Tynan
A city whose living immediacy is so urgent that when I am in it I lose all sense of the past. — Kenneth Tynan