Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil. — Kin Hubbard
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying.. — Kin Hubbard
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you. — Kin Hubbard
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. — Kin Hubbard
Another bad thing about “prosperity” is that you can’t jingle any money without bein’ under suspicion. — Kin Hubbard
If a feller screwed up his face when he asked for credit like he does when he’s asked to settle, he wouldn’t get it. — Kin Hubbard