About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork. — Kin Hubbard
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech. — Kin Hubbard
After a feller gits famous it don’t take long fer some one t’ bob up that used t’ set by him at school. — Kin Hubbard
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? — Kin Hubbard
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands. — Kin Hubbard
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married. — Kin Hubbard
The chronic grumbler is a church social compared to the feller that agrees with everything you say. — Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard