It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. — Kin Hubbard
Why doesn’t the fellow who says “i’m no speechmaker” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? — Kin Hubbard
There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick. — Kin Hubbard
Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while. — Kin Hubbard
There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not. — Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the christmas spirit. — Kin Hubbard
It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty an’ wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard