I’ve always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. — Kinky Friedman
If willie nelson had been rosa parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country — Kinky Friedman
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect him as long as he does not circumcise me anymore. — Kinky Friedman
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in the mornings, but we’ll work late and be honest. — Kinky Friedman
No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions. — Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get. — Kinky Friedman
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That’s very important in my life. — Kinky Friedman
We’ve got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there — Kinky Friedman
Well, I just said that jesus and I were both jewish and that neither of us ever had a job — Kinky Friedman
Yes, I’m a judeo-christian. Jesus and moses are in my heart, and… both of them were independents, by the way. — Kinky Friedman
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. — Kinky Friedman