I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different. — Kurt Vonnegut
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything. — Kurt Vonnegut
Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this — Kurt Vonnegut
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. — Kurt Vonnegut
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. — Kurt Vonnegut
I used to be funny, and perhaps I’m not anymore. It may be that I have become rather grumpy because — Kurt Vonnegut
But doing that job, surviving it, was like getting a purple heart. I wouldn’t have missed it for anything. — Kurt Vonnegut
Some jerk infected the internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are. — Kurt Vonnegut
This is a tale of a meeting of two lonesome, skinny, fairly old white men on a planet which was dying fast. — Kurt Vonnegut
I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without any. — Kurt Vonnegut
History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. — Kurt Vonnegut
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. — Kurt Vonnegut