An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to. — Laurence J. Peter
There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one. — Laurence J. Peter
The cave-dweller’s wife complained that he hadn’t dragged her anywhere in months. — Laurence J. Peter
The reason crime doesn’t pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name. — Laurence J. Peter
You don’t need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it. — Laurence J. Peter
There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women. — Laurence J. Peter
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents’ shortcomings. — Laurence J. Peter
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. — Laurence J. Peter
America is a country that doesn’t know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. — Laurence J. Peter
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. — Laurence J. Peter
As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn’t. — Laurence J. Peter
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. — Laurence J. Peter