LIZ Quotes

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child LIZ Picture Quote

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child

— LIZ

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine. LIZ Picture Quote

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

— LIZ

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get LIZ Picture Quote

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get

— LIZ

You didn’t realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel? LIZ Picture Quote

You didn’t realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

— LIZ

Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn’t cried once today? This moi. LIZ Picture Quote

Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn’t cried once today? This moi.

— LIZ

OK, here’s a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in LIZ Picture Quote

OK, here’s a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in

— LIZ

Who hasn’t made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a LIZ Picture Quote

Who hasn’t made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a

— LIZ

Did you really think I wouldn’t recognize my college futon, with its LIZ Picture Quote

Did you really think I wouldn’t recognize my college futon, with its

— LIZ

I support women. I’m like a human BRA. LIZ Picture Quote

I support women. I’m like a human BRA.

— LIZ

There ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party ’cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory! LIZ Picture Quote

There ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party ’cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

— LIZ

I’m 37, please don’t make me go to Brooklyn. LIZ Picture Quote

I’m 37, please don’t make me go to Brooklyn.

— LIZ

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless. LIZ Picture Quote

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.

— LIZ

I’ve been writing for myself since I was a teenager – I LIZ Picture Quote

I’ve been writing for myself since I was a teenager – I

— LIZ

After all, isn’t that what really draws the line between childhood and LIZ Picture Quote

After all, isn’t that what really draws the line between childhood and

— LIZ

I was inspired by a question that kept repeating itself in my LIZ Picture Quote

I was inspired by a question that kept repeating itself in my

— LIZ

Thanks, it’s my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water. LIZ Picture Quote

Thanks, it’s my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

— LIZ

I don’t care. I’ll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men! LIZ Picture Quote

I don’t care. I’ll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!

— LIZ

Now I’m heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch. LIZ Picture Quote

Now I’m heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

— LIZ

All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we. LIZ Picture Quote

All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.

— LIZ

Do you need sex advice? Here’s a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on. LIZ Picture Quote

Do you need sex advice? Here’s a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.

— LIZ

I don’t like writing in front of a lot of people, it LIZ Picture Quote

I don’t like writing in front of a lot of people, it

— LIZ

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica. LIZ Picture Quote

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

— LIZ

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing. LIZ Picture Quote

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

— LIZ

In my experience, ‘let’s think about it’ usually ends up as me LIZ Picture Quote

In my experience, ‘let’s think about it’ usually ends up as me

— LIZ

I only work with a couple of co-writers who I’m really close LIZ Picture Quote

I only work with a couple of co-writers who I’m really close

— LIZ

I love Gwen Stefani’s style, I think she’s dope. LIZ Picture Quote

I love Gwen Stefani’s style, I think she’s dope.

— LIZ

It’s never fun to break someone’s heart, that’s so sad. LIZ Picture Quote

It’s never fun to break someone’s heart, that’s so sad.

— LIZ

I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks? LIZ Picture Quote

I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?

— LIZ

One of my New Year’s resolutions is to say ‘yes!’ Yes LIZ Picture Quote

One of my New Year’s resolutions is to say ‘yes!’ Yes

— LIZ

You can try to change New York, but it’s like Jay-Z says: LIZ Picture Quote

You can try to change New York, but it’s like Jay-Z says:

— LIZ

If you’re ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I’d prefer a meat one. LIZ Picture Quote

If you’re ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I’d prefer a meat one.

— LIZ

Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely LIZ Picture Quote

Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely

— LIZ

Can’t one human being not like another human being? Can’t we all just not get along? LIZ Picture Quote

Can’t one human being not like another human being? Can’t we all just not get along?

— LIZ

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are LIZ Picture Quote

My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are

— LIZ

I don’t need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that LIZ Picture Quote

I don’t need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that

— LIZ

I got into songwriting because I’m not very good at communicating sometimes, LIZ Picture Quote

I got into songwriting because I’m not very good at communicating sometimes,

— LIZ

Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded LIZ Picture Quote

Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded

— LIZ

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says LIZ Picture Quote

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says

— LIZ

If reality TV has taught us anything, it’s that you can’t keep people with no shame down. LIZ Picture Quote

If reality TV has taught us anything, it’s that you can’t keep people with no shame down.

— LIZ

God, three weddings in one day, I’m going to be in Spanx LIZ Picture Quote

God, three weddings in one day, I’m going to be in Spanx

— LIZ

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