A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn’t hurt anybody. — Louis C. K.
Comedians and Feminists are natural enemies. Because stereotypically speaking, feminists can’t take — Louis C. K.
I don’t have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Louis C. K.
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you’re good at. — Louis C. K.