I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. — Margaret Cho
Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart. — Margaret Cho
Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done so in your entire life — Margaret Cho
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else’s life forever. — Margaret Cho
The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide. — Margaret Cho
Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside — Margaret Cho
Some people are that – more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion. — Margaret Cho