When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. — Mark Twain
I’m glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again — Mark Twain
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. — Mark Twain
There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year after year and will not be persuaded. — Mark Twain