I’ve been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at s.n.l. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have. — Maya Rudolph
Most of my life I didn’t feel very normal. There’s definitely been some moments where I feel like, all right — Maya Rudolph
I’ve met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves. — Maya Rudolph
I’ve never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. — Maya Rudolph
You don’t want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, ‘you’re going to have a life — Maya Rudolph