My mother is very short – four-eleven. She could walk under tables and never hit her head. — Mel Brooks
You’re always a little disappointing in person because you can’t be the edited essence of yourself. — Mel Brooks
Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because hitler and mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. — Mel Brooks
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we’re gonna be dizzy and we’re gonna make mistakes. — Mel Brooks