Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. — Michael Caine
Things are not quite what they seem always. Don’t start me on class, otherwise you’ll get a four-hour lecture. — Michael Caine
When I’m doing an accent, you shouldn’t notice it for a while, if I’m doing it right. — Michael Caine
Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I’ve been available to pick up an award. — Michael Caine
Save your money. You’re going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think. — Michael Caine
The standing ovation threw me… to be held in such regard in a town so full of talent is quite something. — Michael Caine
If you’re a movie actor, you’re on your own – you cannot control the stage. The director controls it. — Michael Caine
January is the garbage can of movies in america, directly after all the oscar contenders have been out. — Michael Caine
I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I’m pig-headed. — Michael Caine
I prefer to remake flops. Dirty rotten scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and the quiet american is a remake of a flop. — Michael Caine
I wouldn’t make an anti-american film. I’m one of the most pro-american foreigners I know. I love america and americans. — Michael Caine
Comedy is underrepresented in every actor’s life, because it’s so bloody difficult to write. — Michael Caine
For all my education, accomplishments, and so called ‘wisdom’… I can’t fathom my own heart. — Michael Caine